Do you kiss your Mother with that dirty mouth?

I have a love for well written erotic stories and I recently picked up a book called "Macho Sluts" with tales in Sadomasochism and all that other dominant/submissive hoobla. And sure these stories are appealing on paper and as portrayed on television... but in reality...

not so much.

I'll experiment and might want to be knocked around a little, but if you EVER come at me with a request such as this...ACCESS DENIED.

All of this brings me to an interesting movie starring Maggie Gyllenhaal based on the same freakish circumstances:

Heard of it?