Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Bust a nut. Maybe you will, maybe you wont. Damned if you do, Damned if you don't...can't...don't...whatever.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Testing...




Practice makes perfect.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

A Tasteless Entry.

If you're like me...
When you you feel like you have lost total control of your body mentally and probably physically. There is no floating, it is just "remind me to never do this again". Things you would not normally think take complete control of your mind state and you question everything. You might even leave yourself voicemails so that you can remember half the shit you did and how stupid it was. The people around you who were your friends when you were sober suddenly make you feel like you dont vibe as much as you thought. Driving becomes a video game. And yet, in the midst of all this confusion and paranoia life is amusing as hell and you find your self choking on "funny".

If you're like me...
When you your body is overwhelmed with joy, almost as if it is defeated by love & happiness (shout out to Al Green). You can dance/talk all night and your own voice is music to your ears. The words "I love You" "I miss you" "I need you" flow more freely whether you feel that way or not.

If you're Like me...

when you you dred even looking at the ween from fear of what it might actually look like (but ladies please look because those moles might actually be warts). Your jaws begin to ache and you wish that of all the times he decides to "last" will it please not be this time. If you're like me, you thought that this would be easier than having sex so you could get him out of your face but realizing that IN YOUR FACE is exactly where he'll be for the next few minutes or so.

haha...and if you're like me...you threw up on him from the buttery taste of his nut that you specifically asked him to warn you about because you DO NOT SWALLOW.
If you're like me...
when you you dont want to hear a betch yappin!



If you're like me...
you are forever changing and your dreams arent that far from reality.

you may be nasty & ruthless...but within you lies a heart that is dying to be conquered.















Sunday, August 9, 2009

Dear Diary,

I do not get sexually aroused. Is there something wrong with me?


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